Heidi has tagged me and seven others to share eight things about me. Officially my most boring post to date.

1. My earliest memory is by sitting on the front lawn of my house in Canberra at the age of four and being approached by an older kid who I think was a neighbour. He asked me to close my eyes and open my mouth, and, being four, had no idea that this was a really stupid thing to do. It took a few days to get the taste of worm out of my mouth.

2. My first celebrity sighting was at the age of seven in a children’s bookstore. Patsy Biscoe at the time presented a kids’ show with Humphrey B Bear. Mum recalls that I was completely transfixed, with a petrified smile of awe on my face.

3. I have a big man-crush on Rhys Muldoon. I think he’s a bloody funny guy. I got quite upset when I found out he came to Shepparton to open the Play School exhibition at the art gallery and I missed it.

4. I still have all my fingers and toes. Mum and Dad are quite surprised by this given the number of times they had to rush me to the hosptial when I was a kid due to the stupid accidents I got into.

5. Last night I taught my two-year old son how to wink. I firmly believe it’s the most useful thing I’ll ever be able to teach him – one wink from those eyes and he will be able to achieve anything. Which now kinda makes me quite redundant now. Though I still have to teach him how to urinate whilst standing.

6. I have a sister who is younger than me, smarter than me, funnier than me, stronger than me, fitter than me, more sociable than me, and more in control of her own life and destiny than I’ll ever aspire to be. And she says exactly the same things about me (except about who’s younger of course).

7. I wear underwear every day.

8. I live in constant amazement at the love I receive from my daughter. I pray every day that I will become the man she believes me to be.

Okay guys, your turn now. I tag Budge, Matt, Dave, Cam, Callie, Darren, Jen and John.